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KNIFE CULTURE - Coming Soon!
Gang
violence, stabbings and other associated nonsense seems to be
commonplace these days. What happened to the good old days of going out
and playing on your bikes or with your friends? Personally, I don't
think video games are to blame for this sudden increase in violence. I
mean, think about it, nobody got happy-slapped because of 'Pong' did
they?
So why are there so many violent acts these days?
In this exclusive report, we try to get to the bottom of all things stabby and violent, without actually getting stabbed or violent. Hopefully, by the end of this article, you will be more enlightened and know the real reason why people decide to stab each other instead of settling their differences over a game of conkers.
So why are there so many violent acts these days?
In this exclusive report, we try to get to the bottom of all things stabby and violent, without actually getting stabbed or violent. Hopefully, by the end of this article, you will be more enlightened and know the real reason why people decide to stab each other instead of settling their differences over a game of conkers.
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WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO THE TV? - Coming Soon!
First
of all it was the worst ever Cilla Black impersonator, Paul O'Grady,
who felt the mighty wrath of The Sea Turkeys for being the ultimate
purveyor of shite-time TV (article here).
Times
have
changed
and
so
have
we.
Is there really that much bile on TV these days? Well, a lot of people seem to think so and for good reason too. It's because it's true.
No TV show is safe, we examine the reasons why they're shite and even have sources which back up our claims. If you feel that you agree with us and want to herald the return of proper TV shows, then you can. Failing that, you could always get stoned and appear on 'This Morning'.
Is there really that much bile on TV these days? Well, a lot of people seem to think so and for good reason too. It's because it's true.
No TV show is safe, we examine the reasons why they're shite and even have sources which back up our claims. If you feel that you agree with us and want to herald the return of proper TV shows, then you can. Failing that, you could always get stoned and appear on 'This Morning'.
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MADASAFISH
CLOSURE
Admittedly,
we're not big fans of the broadband firm Madasafish. So when we heard
that one of The Sea Turkeys staffers had a website there, which was no
longer used, we decided, with his consent, to cancel it. The site was
dead and there was nothing there anyway.
Just how difficult is it to cancel one of Madasafish's services? Well, despite their many name changes over the years, it was relatively easy. If you want to read the full article, then you'll have to sign up for their basic service and then come back to us. Only joking, all you have to do is click on the link on the bottom right to see our article.
We're not that cruel, honest!
Just how difficult is it to cancel one of Madasafish's services? Well, despite their many name changes over the years, it was relatively easy. If you want to read the full article, then you'll have to sign up for their basic service and then come back to us. Only joking, all you have to do is click on the link on the bottom right to see our article.
We're not that cruel, honest!
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MSN STUPIDITY
MSN,
what does it all stand for? My Stupid Network? My Selfish Nan? Who
knows, and quite frankly who cares? How stupid do you have to be to
work at MSN these days? Apparently, you don't have to exhibit any
knowledge of computers at all. Aside from the fact that MSN is the
backbone of the teen email site 'Hotmail', they don't show much in the
way of having any knowledge.
OK, so I may be doing them a massive injustice here by calling them a bunch of incompetent fools who couldn't find shite in a shite cupboard, but that's besides the point is it not? They made one little slip-up, one tiny mistake and we spotted it. There's pictorial evidence too, so you can't call us liars.
OK, so I may be doing them a massive injustice here by calling them a bunch of incompetent fools who couldn't find shite in a shite cupboard, but that's besides the point is it not? They made one little slip-up, one tiny mistake and we spotted it. There's pictorial evidence too, so you can't call us liars.
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