Welcome to the brand spankin' new website from The Sea Turkeys. Packed full of rants, complaints and reviews, we're sure that you will find something to tickle your funnybone. If not, then you have no sense of humour and there's nothin' left for you to do.

After a short hiatus on the site, we're back and we're bigger than ever. Nothing much has changed, except for the new design and the new articles. We're still the same angst-ridden site as always!

Enough of this nonsense, on with the show!

Here at Sea Turkeys HQ, we have a long running element of humour surrounding the famous Sir Jim. We think he should be back on the TV seven days a week, that's something worth paying the license fee for. Seriously, Ross and Norton have nothing on Savile. I'd like to see them trying to 'fix' things for thousands of children the length and breadth of the nation.

So, with the BBC not responding to our constant e-mails to them, begging for Savile to be brought back into the limelight once again, it falls on us (or even you) to convince them that Sir Jim should be dragged from his "retirement" and forced to entertain the masses, like some sort of performing monkey.

"Bring Back Savile!" is what they will cry at the gates of Wood Lane. Show your support to get Savile back on the telly once again, click here to sign our online petition.

If you're still not convinced by this, then ask yourself the following questions:

1. Are you a fan of Jonathon Ross?
2. Are you a fan of Graham Norton?
3. Do you love 'Strictly Come Dancing' or any of it's multiple variants?
4. Do you think that the licence fee is too expensive?

If you've answered 'YES' to one or more of the questions, then go sign the petition NOW! We strongly urge you to sign it, even if you don't agree with the opinion expressed. It's all in the name of humour.

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