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Yes, it's been a long time in the making and we are most definitely back on your screens for good. As long as fatal accident or something like that doesn't prevent us from bringing you the best in quality humour from the UK and around the world. We'll be delivering the much more this time, from reviews to complaints of a serious nature. All here on one website. Well, it's something that we do well and we know that it's something that you like to read over and over again, so we'll try and find some niche market that we haven't yet explored and make sure that we make you laugh until your pelvis shatters. Yes, we thoroughly recommend seeking medical attention whilst reading our website, or at least having a spare pair of underwear nearby, as we can guarantee laughs galore. It sounds cheesy, but what do you think we've been doing for the past few months?

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Bring Back Savile!

Here at Sea Turkeys HQ, we have a long running element of humour surrounding the famous Sir Jim. We think he should be back on the TV seven days a week, that's something worth paying the license fee for. Seriously, Ross and Norton have nothing on Savile. I'd like to see them trying to 'fix' things for thousands of children the length and breadth of the nation.

So, with the BBC not responding to our constant e-mails to them, begging for Savile to be brought back into the limelight once again, it falls on us (or even you) to convince them that Sir Jim should be dragged from his "retirement" and forced to entertain the masses, like some sort of performing monkey.

"Bring Back Savile!" is what they will cry at the gates of Wood Lane. Show your support to get Savile back on the telly once again, click here to sign our online petition.

If you're still not convinced by this, then ask yourself the following questions:

  1. Are you a fan of Jonathon Ross?
  2. Are you a fan of Graham Norton?
  3. Do you love 'Strictly Come Dancing' or any of it's multiple variants?
  4. Do you think that the licence fee is too expensive?

If you've answered 'YES' to one or more of the questions, then go sign the petition NOW! We strongly urge you to sign it, even if you don't agree with the opinion expressed. It's all in the name of humour.